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28 February 2012

Kurt Westergaard on fire!! meet hell before hell...live in hell suCker




Igt lg mamat jahanam neh?? hahahaaaa....seketat2 sekuriti yg ko upah, seramai mana pn yg jaga ko, mati tbakar gak ko...lukis lg kartun yg bkn2...haaaaa, mendapat api neraka yg terpercik kt bilik ko..hahaaaa..eksen lg...korg sambung laa baca dr zimbio..


IN an investigative report, an Arabic newspaper, published from Saudi Arabia, has claimed that Kurt Westergaard, Danish cartoonist, has died in a fire incident.

The Danish authorities are trying their best to hide his death, who have found no clue about how the fire broke out and why only the room in which blasphemer Kurt was staying had been damaged. The initial investigation shows that the cartoonist, who committed blasphemy by drawing objectionable caricatures of Prophet (Peace be Upon Him), was provided complete security, as he had received many threats from across the globe after the Muslims had been enraged due to the repeated publication of the caricatures in the European press.

In February 2008, three Arab nationals were arrested for their alleged involvement in plotting the death of Kurt. A Somali man had also tried to stab him to death but the policemen deputed at his house saved him miraculously.
It is worth recalling that the blasphemous cartoons first appeared in Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten.
The investigative report says the incident took place some days back in which Westergaard was burnt seriously and died on the spot, but the international media is completely silent about it. The report further claims that some eyewitnesses are also available to testify the happenings. The Danish authorities have so far been unable to find any hint about the cause of fire, as they had started investigations while keeping in mind some external conspiracy to kill the blasphemer.

According to the BBC, a total of twelve persons were involved in the blasphemous act, but all of them, except Kurt, had opted to go underground to escape the public wrath after the Muslims around the world had participated in protest rallies which were attended by millions of people. People in Pakistan had also joined their brethren like those in Indonesia, Bangladesh, India and many Arab countries to register protest against the conspiracy to malign Muslims and their religion. In Lahore and Peshawar, the demonstrators had turned violent and around six persons were killed during the course, while property worth million of rupees was reduced to ashes.

But instead of expressing any remorse, Westergaard went public on many occasions saying he had no regret for committing such a shameful act.

The Saudi newspaper says the death of Kurt shows how powerful Allah Almighty is, as despite the foolproof security arrangements, none was able to save him from his tragic end.
super credit to: http://m.zimbio.com

28 May 2011

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Usain Bolt ~ release!


Dh release video racing dorg neh, dh nk dkat 3 tahun dh kn..sape menang? dulu ckp nk biar P&C jer...ape2 pn, smangat dorg yg buat aku teruja tetibe mlm neh utk geledah Utube carik bhn :) layaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann....








ler, bkn ke?? hmmmmmm

27 May 2011

Hari Belia 2011


Hari Belia datang lagi.. dari 27-29 May 2011 kat Putrajaya...dr pagi smpai ke mlm..jom kesana..kita support belia2 negara yg ade kt sana, ade konsert K-pop gaks :) yg penting, krajaan cube himpunkan SEJUTA belia dlm tempoh 3 hari neh..

Utk semak jadual, senang utk kita plan time bile nk grak, bole klik kt JADUAL...sebab tmpt terlampau besar, aku sendiri bajet 1 tmpt kene pegi 1 hari, gerakan solo bkn ngan family ;) tapi sebelum korg grak gi sana, boleh register nama as belia dulu kt internet neh, kot2 ade rezeki terpijak dapat hadiah ;) klik BELIA utk daftar...ayuuhhh..jgn buang masa, ni festival besar2an neh, separuh Putrajaya ditutup, so jln jauh sket la eh ;) dh nama pn belia kn, cargas la sket..hahahaha...jumpa di sanaaaaaaa

13 March 2011

Cite seorg kg yang x berdosa

Post kali ni aku ceritakan balik dari seorang kwn yg bercerita kt aku kelmarin...tgh sdap aku menghirup nescafe tarik kt kdai mamak, dia pn smpai (mmg dia ajak lepak dr awal)..setelah 20minit tunggu mamat ni br la muncul..

Aku: wey, naik komuter ke naik bas nk smpai sini?
Dia: jalan senak kt gombak td, tu yg lmbt sket..sorry ler, aku byr air ko
Aku: kalo tau nk byr mmg aku order fresh laici je td..cantik rim kete, bile tuko?
Dia: br minggu lps..haaa, alang2 ko tny psl kete, ni aku nk cite sakit ati time blk kg semlm..
Aku: (gado ngan bini ke hapa dia neh) nape laks, ce cite, ce cite ;)
Dia: aku blk kg, pastu mlm tu kuar ngan adik ipar aku gi minum kt warung...aku duduk je ade la 3-4 org kg tu   bgn gi kt kete aku...aku pn kembang la kn, org tgk kete aku sambil ade yg snap gmbr kt tepi, aku x mara la sbb knal2 gitu...
Aku: dh tu, apa yg panasnyeeee.......
Dia: pas snap tu, dorg senyum sambil dtg kt aku, "cantik ar kete yop, lama ke booking? abg ade gak terpikir nk amik, tp nk tunggu booking smpai 3 bulan, mls laa.." Aku x nk la pertikaikn abg ni, so aku jwp je la soklan dia tu..
Aku: (terpinga2) dh tu, bgs la, org kg pn ade cite2, x kn ko sorg je nk pkai sport car..tu pn nk panasss??!!
Dia: aku x panas la bile dia ckp mcm tu..pastu mmbr dia sorg lg ni sampuk, "kete ni 1.8 ke 2.0 eh, mesti lajukn?" aku pn jwp soklan dia mcm biasa..
Aku: (terpinga2 lg la) mmmmm....ni nk cite bangga ke hapa neh..
Dia: jap2...pastu mamat tu leh smbng berbual sambil tarik krusi nk lpk skali..."INSPIRA ni mmg ngam la kan..bagus proton pnya product..."
Aku: (dada aku kembang kempis thn gelak..terlepas jugakk) muuuuuuuahahahaa..........
Dia: aku pnya la hangin dia ckp mcm tu...bai, ni LANCER la, aku beli mhl2, korg ckp inspira je?! !@##**
Aku: kahkahkahakhakhakah
Dia: org kg tu buat muke blur je bile aku ckp mcm tu, dorg bakar okok, bg salam blah mcm tu je..
Aku: hahahahahhaaa....dorg lum jmpa LANCER lg kot..len kali bli je kete m'sia, ati pn x sakit ;)

ptg tu aku habiskn masa ngan mengutuk kete dia yg dianggap kete nasional..hahahahahaa..kalo ko baca blog ni, sorry la eh..cite ko mmg aku suke...SUPPORT MALAYSIAN BRAND next time k  ;)

11 March 2011

Tali Kasut menarik

Cara mengikat tali kasut dengan cara2 yg lain..post ni courtesy dr cisdel..ikat la tali kasut style lain tu pn kalo korg rajin..time skola dulu rajin la..tu pn awex tlg buatkn :) tp time awal2 thn la sbb bile masuk bln 5-6 kasut dh mcm blacan basi...wkwkwkwk..santaiiiii..
















Boleh la try..cantik mmg cntik kn..mane la tau kn, skang ni bdk2 suke berpesyen..lg cantik kalo guna 2 tali yg berbeza colour nye ;)

09 March 2011

Pencinta Bola


Entry kali ni khas buat peminat2 bola kt luar yg kadang2 terlepas live telecast or mmg x de live telecast lngsng about ur favourite team..heheheh..too bad for u but this is a link for u to update ur team score..its not a live show but the result is live and got sound if the team score :) pretty nice rite..so check out this link if u're soooo in to football :) >>>   JOGA BONITO GUYS  <<<<

07 March 2011

Female vs Male Brain ;)

Entry kali ni sekadar untuk happy2 je..tiada kene mengena ngan yg idup maupn yg terkene tempias ;)

04 March 2011

Celcom Sales






Celcom byk btul buat sale..hampir 4-5 bulan skali...sbb aku pn guna celcom, mmg byk benefit yg aku dpt..sblm ni aku guna network lain, dh dkt 10thn guna, 1 hapa pn x dpt..tp bile switch ke celcom, br 2 thn mcm2 dorg bg, kalo nk cite pasal discount tu lg laaa, berbaloi-baloi...bkn nk ckp company lain x bgs, cuma mungkin profit dorg lum return lg ke apa aku x tau laa ;)

Thinking of rewarding yourself with something awesome to start off your 2011? Well, you deserve it!
How about having a flashy cool gadget in hand to show off like Samsung Galaxy tab or a LG Optimus 7? Yes you're right, Celcom is giving you this opportunity by having a GREAT SALE starting NOW!


For 2011, I am going to start my year with my latest Samsung Galazy tab! It's super amazing. Head over to #CelcomGreatSale to grab one now! klik blink utk info seterusnya gang!!

Ni aku just nk share apa yg ade utk time2 terakhir dorg pny sale..sape yg x guna celcom tu, cube fikir2 kn la benefits yg dorg bg;) promosi plak aku nih, bkn dpt komisi pn...cuma kalo benda2 best ni aku suke share ngan org, sbb aku x rugi n korg pn x rugi ;p

Maxis ngan HTC bg brg free!! btull

 
 
Maroon 5 grabs HTC!
Now who’s up to be swooned by Adam Levine? (Me, me, me, me!!) Maroon 5 is heading down to KL to blast our ears, keep us on our toes and losing our voice! Now Maxis is offering you 30% off tickets to see Maroon 5, that discount comes alongside with a purchase of one of the 5 HTC rockstar phones - HTC 7 Mozart, HTC Desire Z, HTC HD7, HTC Desire, HTC Wildfire. Quick grab a phone and grab that ticket soon! Before it runs out!! Tell your friends about it!!

27 February 2011

Ghumah Hantu??


Hurmmmm...cite ni aku x pasti dh lama famous ke apa?? nape 1-2minggu ni meletop cite ni..menunjukkan betapa kuatnye pengaruh FB dlm idup masy. m'sia skang ni..sbb apa aku ckp mcm tu? aku dok shah alam, bole dikatakan 4 kali seminggu aku lalu tepi umah ni sbb umah ni tepi jln bsr..x pernah ade byk kete park kt tepi jln tu..smpai la jumaat mlm last wik bile aku blk anta kwn aku yg mmg dok sec.2 ni, aku nmpk punye la ramai org kt umah ni, amik gmbr, lpk dpn umah, apa korg bikin pilim ke?? berani eh....

Aku ada dgr psl umah antu tp x tau plak umah ni ;) sbb sec.2 byk sgt umah antunye, bole bukak theme park la aku rase..mula dgr cite umah ni aku gelak, sbb smpai mati, sbb aku x pernh plak dgr penyewa mati kne kaco, kalo owner ngan pkerja time nk buat umah tu ade la (tp umah lain, bkn dlm gmbr tu)...

Mmg buat hal la korg ni, selama ni aku anta kwn aku, lalu tgh2 mlm kt area ni ok je, skang ni x sdap plak nk lalu ;( tp cite dr FB ke EMAIL ke FORUM smuanye hampir sama..kire btul ke? aku x nk komen, sbb aku percaya ade alam ghaib ni, permainan syaitan..cume tu la aku tkt, korg dh tau psl cite umah ni, lg korg nk g tgk tgh2 mlm jumaat..x kisah la bile pn, tp korg ni brani sgt la kn....kang dh kene br taw!! bnda ni dtg bkn time korg rmai2 kt umah tu tp bile korg sendirian nnt...pikir la sndri eh, aku bkn bapak korg nk igt2kn lebih2 ;) pd sape yg lum baca kisah ni, bole klik kt link yg INI dan juga INI..satu aku amik dr FB, satu lg dr FORUM...(perkataan korg dlm text ni refer kpd yg suke mencari xtreme hantu ;p )

tp dlm forum rata2 x percaya..Allah lebih mengetahui setiap kejadian dan makhluknye..Wallahu'alam

25 February 2011

KembaQ 4






fuuuuhh!! lama x tulih apa kt sni, sbb terlampau la bz 2-3 ari neh..dr melayan anak sndri, smpai la melayan anak org kee anak rabbit..

Ni kes mak x tau nk jaga anak, end up aku yg bz mcm org gile..tau buat 'projek' tp dh dpt anak men tinggal je..bpk dia pn sama, bole buat x reti je, siap sepak2 anak lg, igt bnda tu apa?? ade nyawe taw!! tiap2 2-3jam aku kne bg susu..



Dh la anak dorg x leh sjuk, skang ni cuaca x menentu, jap pns terik, jap ujan ribut..aku nk biar kang sian plak..ni sekoq dh mati dr awal, bdn x cukup kuat kot..mereka2 ni lahir time aku nk pi keja kul 7, nk bg mkn kt mak bpk dia, tgk2 tgh branak.uru-ara pg tu, trus msk keje lmbt..aku igt lahir nxt wik, slh kira lg ;(

yg payahnye bila mak buat dunno je, fenin....aku lak kne jd mak, bncuh susu..dgn anak aku yg kck, korg plak lahir time2 ni, mmg mura rezki tp aku harap dorg dpt la berthn smpai bsr..sbb bile mak x bg susu awal, daya thnnye pn kurang, lbh kurang sama je ngan manusia..
                      


ni dh pancut, pndai nyorok eh!!
ni la dia...yg putih apak eh, yg itam omak eh..dh ade anak siap leh bercanda kt tepi2 pasu lg, bkn nk jg anak...aduuusss..ni la namanye binatang, tp kalo manusia pn cam gini gak, sama la level korg ngan mereka ini!!

20 February 2011

PT vs ORI


Ahhhaaaa..sekali lg aku ke Pasar Tani kt sec. 13 ari ni..rmai la plak org even tgh2 bln ni, syabas org kite mampu bg support kt peniaga2 kecil..termasuk la aku ;)

Motif aku g sana tiap2 minggu saje nk bg kuar peluh smbil dpt tgk brg2, kot ade yg menarik aku terjebak la beli..mcm biase la, aku bwk anak aku si abg ni, niat kt umah td nk bwk adek tp abg plak nangis lebih, so kne switch la, x pe, ptg nnt turn adek plak g jln..

Aku nk bwk adek sbb dia dr last wik sebok maen jam aku, so igt nk crk kn la jam dia this week..x pe, abg dia nk wakilkn..hmmmm..dh la kasut dia x muat, so aku kne la dukung bdk tembam ni slama sejam pertama..dh nk tcabut bahu ni rase, pusing pny pusing x jmpa gak gerai jam bdk, smua stok org tua je..pastu tgrak ati nk bli kn tembam ni kasut ala2 crocs cine tu, pn x jmpa gak.

So dh lbh sejam aku dukung tembam ni, aku pn nk chao la sblm pinggang aku bengkok dgn bdk 11kg ni..berkat anak, rejeki dorg, smbil jln nk chao tu ade pn kdai jam bdk..so aku pn amik je jam Ben10(dh tu je yg lawa n kne ngan umur dorg ni) aku amik 2(abg n adek) 1 bungkus, 1 lg brader ni pkai kn kt anak aku yg aku tgh dukung..sempat la mamat ni perli aku "nah dik..Ammboooii, adik pny jam Pasar Tani je, ayah jam Ori"..terkedu aku, jgn la mcm tu, bdk2 ni x yh la jam ori, kang dia buat campak2 je...

Tp apa yg aku nk ckp kn kt sni, jam Ben10 yg aku bli ni, serius sama ngan aku tgk kt tesco time dorg ni ngamok dlu & tentu price lain gla, tesco jual $15, pasar jual $8 satu, dua dpt $15, save duit bapak ko :) dh bli aku pn smbng niat nk blk, pnat dukung bdk..mcm aku ckp kt td,, mmg rejeki dorg, nmpk pulok gerai kasut..mkck ni jual, brand pny tp ciplak la ( aku kisah apa)..mmg cantek, harga pn murah, kualiti ok! dpt kasut utk anak aku..dr $30 dia bg $25...next week kne bwk adek, crk kasut dia plak, kne adil ngan anak, kang bgadoh je keje ;p

Mmg aku puas ati ngan kasut dia, ni kire leh promote skali la kdai mkck ni, ramah pn ramah..cantik2 kasut dia..size pn byk..dr $10 - $45..kire ok la utk bdk2, kalo g kt butik x ke kne spend smpai $200, pastu bdk2 ni cpt membsr, dh rugi kn? way to go peniage2 mlayu

17 February 2011

Sepatu Magika

Ini kes benar, sbb aku br tkene ptg td :)

Sblm start training bola utk bdk2 ni, aku pn poyo la nk amik berat bdn masing2..kononye pas 2-3 bln training berat bdn sure trn. Aku pn letak penimbang kt depan, bdk2 ni beratur.. Ade yg dh bukak kasut, bagus snang keje x yah nk suh bukak2 lg, problemnye yg terhegeh2 x bukak kasut lg so aku pn bg la instructions..

Alistam : Nk kene bukak kasut ke ni?
Aku      : Ye la, lembab! org lain dh bukak, ko dok pkai lg wat pe? Bagus sgt?
Alistam : Sbr le, nk bukak ler neh
Aku      : Haa, dh bukak kasut, timbang!
Alistam : Huh?! btul ke? bukak kasut timbang trus?
Aku      : Ye ler, bukak kasut timbang..x kn nk timbang meja tu plak kn
Alistam : Btul ke x? Mcm x logic je? jap eh (dia pn terkial2 nk bukak tali kasut)
Aku      : Cpt sket (sambil menulis berat bdk lain kt paper)
Alistam : Ok! Dh! Brape eh berat?
Aku      : Kepunden pny bdk! Aku suh timbang berat bdn ko! Bkn timbang berat kasut!(sambil tersenyum rase nk sekeh pale)  ;p
Alistam : Td ckp suh bukak kasut timbang!! Apa laa
Aku      : Ok! ko la btul! (mmg pn)

Moralnye: next time kalo bg instructions bior jelas terang & nyata. X smua bdk ada tahap I.Q yg sama  ;p

14 February 2011

Pandai Dah!!


Huhh...x ku sangka cempedak mnjadi nangka! bwk la hero2 ni ke tesco.
Saja lalu kt tmpt mainan, nk usha2 je la konon, dgn x semena2 dgr bdk menjerit..Anak aku plak tu, bikin malu ja, dorg dh pndai demand nk brg2, adoiiii, korg ni kck lg, buat campak2 je kalo beli.

Tp bkn dorg fhm pn kalo aku bgtau gitu, havoc dept mainan, nk x nk kene la bg dorg sum toys to hold, x jd jugak..dorg jerit lg, nk jugak bnda yg dorg tunjuk, korg dh tau ke bnda yg aku bg tu brg mura2 je ;p  nk jam toy story ghupenye..alahai, ikutkn aje la..Tu muke dh happy la tu dpt brg idaman, x tau la brape lama leh thn...Shot $$ ayah ko bln ni ;) len kali tunggu dlm kete je k